Demand 01
Ban post-retirement Rajya Sabha seats for Chief Justices
A judge's last verdict shouldn't be 'I accept'. A complete ban — not just a cooling-off period.
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Janta Party
The official voice of the Lazy & Unemployed.
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Demand 02
50% reservation for women in cabinet positions
Not in nameplates. In actual decisions. Finance. Defence. Home. Half. The. Table.
Demand 03
20-year election ban on party-switchers
If you can switch parties before tea, you can sit out two decades. Reasonable.
Demand 04
Full transparency under the RTI Act
Filed an RTI to learn why the form is offline. Six RTIs in. Still offline.
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